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WonвЂ™t somebody tell them вЂњYo! Watch your step once you get in.вЂќ

A lot of dead people climb up and then start running like fools, they all fall down into the castle.

It was a holy fire so strong that was put down by 4 dead dudes who are supposedly cold-based and fire is their weakness.

The Night King is here and heвЂ™s showing his fresh manicure.

Varys helps lighten the cryptsвЂ™ mood a little bit.

Tyrion hits on Sansa very publicly, and it doesnвЂ™t work either.

Sure, did you see how huge and long they were? Such great planning.

Also, the people were supposed to light the trenches on fire with a few arrows.

Without her, there would be no GoT, just sayinвЂ™.

I love that Melisandre is a fucking badass and since sheвЂ™s clearly achieved every impossible magic spell throughout the series, when she nails something, she still looks as if she has blown her own mind.

Lonely light game of thrones tv#

IвЂ™m watching this episode from the actual broadcast on my 4k TV and it feels like IвЂ™m watching it on my phone in 144p.

It feels like IвЂ™m watching Season 3, Episode 8 of Twin Peaks.

I felt like there was a certain lack of drama there. I guess I might as well watch this episode with my eyes closed.

I could already see nothing, good that they brought the snow in the mix as well.

The dragons come to battle and blaze some fire to help balance the situation, theyвЂ™re clearly the only ones who can make a difference and it really makes you wonder about the supposed to be King and QueenвЂ™s strategy of вЂњSend some people to die, let other people die and ONLY THEN we will come with the dragons who are the only thing that can defeat them.вЂќ вЂњGuys, why donвЂ™t you start with the dragons?вЂќ вЂњAnd then we wouldnвЂ™t make an epic entrance? You stupid?вЂќ.

The Dead attack like a swarm of virgin friends when you introduce them to a new single girl, people are hit and surrounded and everything is so fucking dark (yeah youвЂ™re edgy but I canвЂ™t see shit, where are these 8K definition cameras) that anyone could be dead.

People are pissing their pants as Grey Worm suffers again.Jon says вЂњThe Night King is coming.вЂќ HeвЂ™s ruined the work of the people who write the episodesвЂ™ previews.Looks like Sam got a haircut in between episodes.The Chinese Lanterns riding horses start running towards the battle and some anxiety starts hitting.Melisandre hands another spoiler and then stares heavily at Arya Stark, as if to say вЂњAre those eyebrows hers? How did she groom them so well in here?вЂќ.

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IвЂ™m gonna learn MelisandreвЂ™s words on how to light the swords on fire by heart and IвЂ™ll use them when my lighter isnвЂ™t working.

Joking, it actually was вЂњYou get a flaming sword!вЂќ.

Instead of вЂњYou get a car! And you get a car!вЂќ it was вЂњYou get an erection! And you get an erection! And youвЂ¦ (to the Unsullied), we gotta work some magic there.вЂќ

Melisandre walked in and the whole army felt like they were audience members at an Oprah episode.

If you wanna watch the beginning of this episode in a more clear way, shut the TV off and stare at the black screen, thatвЂ™s how bright and clear these shots are.

Jorah Mormont has a tear in eye that feels like a spoiler.

Everyone is standing still like statues before the battle ensues, staring at whatвЂ™s in front of them like Lonely Balboa when heвЂ™s trying to think of something funny to write.

Morgan Freeman narrates вЂњMarch Of The Unsullied.вЂќ After the success of вЂњMarch Of The Penguins,вЂќ Discovery Channel has finally found more animals that walk all together in a funny way.

The tension is high, the dragons are flying in the sky, Sophie TurnerвЂ™s face expressions are still dry.

Bran is being carried away by some people that truly wanna beat the shit out of him.

Tyrion stands still, waiting for his turn to start walking as if they are doing a lip-sync cover video.

Samwell Tarly is freezing as heвЂ™s trying to warm his hands, while itвЂ™s clear that black is the perfect color to wear in the dark to make it impossible for people who are watching the show in the morning to see anything.

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